1 00:00:18,436 --> 00:00:20,354 You care for a game? 2 00:00:24,066 --> 00:00:29,405 Belongs to crichton, but he's not on board at the moment. 3 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,951 Do you know how to play? 4 00:00:41,834 --> 00:00:43,294 And this... 5 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,588 Hmm. Porn. 6 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:47,173 ( Chuckling ) 7 00:00:48,758 --> 00:00:52,345 Crichton: I figure a relationship is based on trust. 8 00:00:52,428 --> 00:00:55,932 I didn't want to tell you about the pregnancy until I was sure. 9 00:00:56,015 --> 00:00:58,309 What's he doing here? What does he want? 10 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,102 He wants asylum. 11 00:01:00,478 --> 00:01:01,771 Crichton. 12 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:04,023 You've gotta try these. 13 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:05,316 Crichton. 14 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:06,525 What? 15 00:01:06,609 --> 00:01:07,944 You're doing it again. 16 00:01:08,027 --> 00:01:09,070 What? 17 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:10,029 Zoning. 18 00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:12,240 No, no, I was just thinking. 19 00:01:12,323 --> 00:01:14,742 Well, the aeryn in your head can wait. 20 00:01:14,825 --> 00:01:16,827 Come on. Come play these games with me. 21 00:01:16,911 --> 00:01:19,455 Games? Looks like some kinda sick root. 22 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:20,873 ( Chuckling ) 23 00:01:20,957 --> 00:01:22,625 It's organic matrix. 24 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:24,252 Reality games. 25 00:01:24,335 --> 00:01:25,628 Simulations. 26 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:27,296 Press the flesh. 27 00:01:32,969 --> 00:01:34,637 Ah. 28 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:39,558 Sikozu, if you were to open the door we could play properly. 29 00:01:41,978 --> 00:01:43,312 Chiana? 30 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,107 Pip! 31 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:53,823 You know you're completely vulnerable. 32 00:01:55,074 --> 00:01:57,285 Pilot. Moya. Hey, where are you guys? 33 00:01:57,368 --> 00:01:58,953 I need to get a fix on your position. 34 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:00,246 (Gasping ) 35 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:01,372 D'argo: Crichton. 36 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,040 Yo, d. How you doing, man? 37 00:02:03,124 --> 00:02:03,874 Crichton, where are you? 38 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:05,209 You have got to see this. 39 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:07,229 - Tell him about scorpius. - Not right now, chiana. 40 00:02:07,253 --> 00:02:08,897 Crichton, we're having a small problem with scorpius. 41 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:10,172 You have got to try this one. 42 00:02:10,256 --> 00:02:12,091 Hang on a sec. 43 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:17,805 ( Laughing ) 44 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:19,849 What the hell? 45 00:02:19,932 --> 00:02:21,267 Hey, wait. 46 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:22,393 Son of a... 47 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:25,855 Hey, wait for it. Wait for it. 48 00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:28,190 This way! 49 00:02:28,274 --> 00:02:29,900 You have to hurry! 50 00:02:31,277 --> 00:02:32,153 Gilina. 51 00:02:32,236 --> 00:02:33,821 Come on, we gotta hurry! Come on! 52 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:34,904 Whoa! 53 00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:37,074 This is just a game, right? 54 00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:39,410 Chiana: Drad, huh? Bring back memories? 55 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:42,204 Gilina, scorpius, gammak base. 56 00:02:43,247 --> 00:02:45,374 I'll save you! 57 00:02:47,251 --> 00:02:48,586 Crichton: Stark? 58 00:02:51,130 --> 00:02:52,173 Now, this is... 59 00:02:52,256 --> 00:02:53,341 This is weird. 60 00:02:53,424 --> 00:02:54,967 Not right. 61 00:02:55,051 --> 00:02:57,112 We shouldn't just... we shouldn't just switch levels like that. 62 00:02:57,136 --> 00:02:59,555 Crichton: No, no, no, I mean somebody's messing with us. 63 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:01,325 Well, I'm sure there's some really good techno—babble... 64 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:03,517 You know what? Screw the explanation, chiana. 65 00:03:03,601 --> 00:03:07,897 We got a problem with scorpy on moya and pods do not fly themselves. 66 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:09,148 We need out. 67 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:11,233 Princess: Help! 68 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:13,277 Help! 69 00:03:15,321 --> 00:03:16,947 Help. 70 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:22,078 Cool. 71 00:03:22,161 --> 00:03:23,913 Now I know somebody's messing with us. 72 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:25,790 We gotta end this now. 73 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,249 Just say you want out. 74 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:28,667 I want out. 75 00:03:28,751 --> 00:03:31,128 Yep. 76 00:03:31,212 --> 00:03:34,215 That's standard override. Try again. 77 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:36,926 I want... out. 78 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:42,264 I... want... out! 79 00:03:56,278 --> 00:04:00,199 My name is John crichton, an astronaut. 80 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:03,786 Three years ago I got shot through a wormhole. 81 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:05,663 I'm in a distant part of the universe 82 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:08,916 aboard this living ship of escaped prisoners, 83 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:10,751 my friends. 84 00:04:11,836 --> 00:04:13,629 I've made enemies. 85 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:17,007 Powerful, dangerous. 86 00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:20,594 Now all I want is to find a way home 87 00:04:20,678 --> 00:04:22,471 to warn earth. 88 00:04:23,556 --> 00:04:28,602 Look upward and share the wonders I've seen. 89 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:00,968 ( Birds twittering ) 90 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:02,887 Hey. 91 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:05,222 Ouch. 92 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:07,266 Hey, you okay? 93 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:08,934 (Coughing) 94 00:05:09,018 --> 00:05:10,311 Anyone home? 95 00:05:10,394 --> 00:05:12,480 What happened? 96 00:05:12,563 --> 00:05:14,148 I'm not sure. 97 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:16,317 Something's gone fekkik up. 98 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,276 Damn, that hurt. 99 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:19,028 But I wouldn't... 100 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:20,779 I wouldn't try and move that. 101 00:05:20,863 --> 00:05:23,324 Yeah. Might make things worse. 102 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:25,451 Oh, my god. 103 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:26,952 How... 104 00:05:27,745 --> 00:05:28,787 Stark. 105 00:05:28,871 --> 00:05:29,622 Stark? 106 00:05:29,705 --> 00:05:30,706 You're here? 107 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:32,166 I'm supposed to be here. 108 00:05:32,249 --> 00:05:33,334 I am everywhere. 109 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:35,336 I am stark. Avatar. 110 00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:37,296 Guide. The game embodied. 111 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:38,714 You're the avatar? 112 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:40,257 What are you doing here? 113 00:05:40,341 --> 00:05:43,093 All players are supposed to begin at the gammak base. 114 00:05:43,761 --> 00:05:44,803 Pip? 115 00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:46,305 What do you want me to do? 116 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:48,140 The auto-out didn't work. 117 00:05:48,224 --> 00:05:49,308 Oh, dear. 118 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:50,267 Oh, dear? 119 00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:51,685 Oh, dear? 120 00:05:59,777 --> 00:06:03,447 Stark: You say you were on a transport pod, alone? 121 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:04,615 Mmm. 122 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,033 Just you two? 123 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:07,409 That's not very smart. 124 00:06:07,493 --> 00:06:09,453 Right. 80 we'd like out now, please. 125 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:11,163 I'm afraid it's not that easy. 126 00:06:11,247 --> 00:06:12,331 Could be broken. 127 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:15,209 Okay, stark. Some questions. 128 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:16,436 Who's the designer of the game? 129 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:18,212 Yoti. —neural template? 130 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:22,174 Yours truly, and an infusion of the dead John crichton's memories. 131 00:06:22,258 --> 00:06:24,009 Excuse me, you stole my memories? 132 00:06:24,093 --> 00:06:26,804 Yeah. You appear to have backdoored into a part of the game 133 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,473 that technically speaking, shouldn't even exist. 134 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:32,351 So, you're kind of stuck, I think. 135 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:34,478 Chiana. Scorpius. 136 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:36,146 Oh, stop being such a welnitz. 137 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:37,648 Brain damage and death is... 138 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,650 - Brain damage?! - It's very rare. 139 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,319 - It's very rare. - Wel-wel-welcome. 140 00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:44,655 My name is John crichton—crichton, 141 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,991 the most notorious criminal in the known universe. 142 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,618 Stark: Aghh! Too general. I need the manual. 143 00:06:49,702 --> 00:06:53,080 I may look sebacean, but I'm not-not-not. 144 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:56,250 Billions upon b-b-billions upon billions of lives 145 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:58,794 hang in the b-b-balance hang in the b-b-balance 146 00:06:58,877 --> 00:07:01,589 I may look sebeacean... Hang in the b-b-balance. 147 00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:04,300 Your mission, should you choose to accept it... 148 00:07:04,383 --> 00:07:06,844 Your mission, should you choose to accept it... 149 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,555 Journey to the source of evil-evil. 150 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:11,098 Discover the darkness. 151 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:13,183 I'm gonna kill stark. 152 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:14,893 Discover the darkness. 153 00:07:14,977 --> 00:07:18,355 Erp, erp, have a good day. 154 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:20,816 Ha. 155 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,276 Manual. 156 00:07:23,694 --> 00:07:27,615 Ah, specifications, specifications. 157 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:29,992 Ah. Here we are. 158 00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:33,305 In farthest space, beyond the knowing charts, the horrid human and his band appear. 159 00:07:33,329 --> 00:07:36,641 And though they play today at different parts, the core of subtle truth beneath is clear. 160 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:40,186 The path of choice may draw you dark and deep, where flesh deformed doth keep the dream alive. 161 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:43,964 And if the way your compass cannot keep, some pearls of wisdom to thee do I give. 162 00:07:44,048 --> 00:07:46,342 Ha! This should do it. 163 00:07:46,425 --> 00:07:49,303 Your quest is for the Princess fair to seek. 164 00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:52,806 The one a human's fleeting love did rend. 165 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:56,352 Bring forth the sword and through the darkness peek, 166 00:07:56,435 --> 00:07:59,855 one loving kiss amends and there's an end, 167 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:07,613 and if we shades with taste do not agree, a door of green shall set your senses free. 168 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:12,743 That was great. 169 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:13,744 What was that? 170 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:14,662 Your way out. 171 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:16,246 Kiss the Princess. 172 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:17,164 Kiss a Princess? 173 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:18,707 The Princess, and you're out. 174 00:08:18,791 --> 00:08:20,834 Or find a green door. Either way. 175 00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:22,378 Vouchers. 176 00:08:22,461 --> 00:08:25,172 Each one good for one answer to one question. 177 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,883 Squeeze them hard. Use them well. 178 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:30,386 Time's up. Game's on. Good luck. Have fun. 179 00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:33,180 The tower's up, but up is down. 180 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:36,892 Follow the path through the fairy town. 181 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:44,274 I have some questions. 182 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:45,526 Path? 183 00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:48,195 Up is down. 184 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:49,278 Start looking. 185 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:53,200 Kiss the Princess. You gotta like that. 186 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:55,637 I have a list of reasons why I ain't gonna like any of this. 187 00:08:55,661 --> 00:08:59,289 Would you call that a path? 188 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,918 These things look like chocolate coins. 189 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:12,636 (Both grunting and gasping) 190 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,304 Frell me! 191 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:17,057 ( Laughing ) 192 00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:20,352 That's a path. 193 00:09:20,436 --> 00:09:22,354 Hey, what happens if I die in here? 194 00:09:22,438 --> 00:09:25,149 Uh, game death resets on the current level. 195 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:28,193 Yeah, unless normal operation is suspended. 196 00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:30,696 You see a green door? 197 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:33,615 What do you suppose is in there? 198 00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:35,451 With our luck? 199 00:09:35,534 --> 00:09:36,869 Maldis. 200 00:09:52,468 --> 00:09:54,303 Hey there. 201 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:56,096 Oh. 202 00:09:56,180 --> 00:09:57,639 Relax, together. 203 00:09:57,723 --> 00:10:02,227 I am pa'u zotoh zhaan, tenth level delvian priest, 204 00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:05,481 blood kin to the piezor who bit scorpy's ass. 205 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:08,275 And you, and you, 206 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:12,196 - you're invading my parking space. Now, frell off. - Hey, wait, wh-where... 207 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:16,158 I know who you are. You're a couple of pilgrims on some damn fool quest. 208 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,993 Hey, he's hurt. 209 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:19,286 He's hurt? 210 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:20,996 Yeah. 211 00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:27,127 Well, he's gonna be more hurt if he tries to kiss the Princess. 212 00:10:27,211 --> 00:10:28,837 The ogre'll get him. 213 00:10:28,921 --> 00:10:30,088 O-Ogre? 214 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:31,256 Ah! 215 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:32,758 (Grunting) 216 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:35,427 ( Chuckling ) 217 00:10:37,221 --> 00:10:38,847 Be still. 218 00:10:38,931 --> 00:10:41,350 It's gonna hurt. A lot. 219 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:45,437 (Yelling ) 220 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,461 Chiana: He doesn't look so good. 221 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:52,986 Yup, he's bad. 222 00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:54,238 He's going south. 223 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:57,324 Oh! 224 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:58,867 It's milkin' time, baby. 225 00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:00,953 Hamman side looma for the cure. 226 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:02,246 Oh! 227 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,705 Thank you. 228 00:11:03,789 --> 00:11:06,583 Yeah. Better get ready to keep him quiet. 229 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,961 The ogre is not gonna let you kiss her, you know. 230 00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:10,254 He'll be jealous. 231 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:11,463 Feed him, you fannik. 232 00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:13,340 Okay. Here's the good stuff. 233 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,133 Here it is. Oh... 234 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:16,385 Frell! 235 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:18,387 Acid. 236 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:22,266 Okay, try the other looma. 237 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,476 Very good, little nixar. 238 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,186 Most get burnt the first time. 239 00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:28,021 Okay, here we go. 240 00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:29,773 Other looma. 241 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,316 Next time lucky. 242 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,069 Unless the ogre gets wind of this, then there'il be trouble. 243 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:36,738 Okay, here's my boy. 244 00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:39,366 Keep it down. Keep it down. 245 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,159 Oh... oh... 246 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:46,123 (Yelling ) 247 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,750 (Chiana and big zhaan yelling ) 248 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,253 This is bad! 249 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:52,897 ( Ogre growls ) Ooh, he had to hear that! 250 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:55,465 Ogre: Fe fi fo fum! —buckle up, buckle up! 251 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:56,967 (Engine starting) 252 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,135 Who had to hear?! 253 00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,386 The big kahuna! 254 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,638 It's the ogre! It's him! 255 00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:04,349 ( Tires screeching ) 256 00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:15,444 Get him out! Get him out! 257 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:18,614 ( Tires screeching ) 258 00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:23,368 (Mumbling): I don't wanna go... 259 00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:24,578 Zhaan. 260 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:25,829 Yeah. 261 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,372 Oh, the horror. 262 00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:29,207 The new and improved zhaan. 263 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,376 How ya feelin? 264 00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:34,755 Fruity. ( Laughter) 265 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,173 If you say so. 266 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:39,134 You have to, crichton. Or these games will eat you up. 267 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:41,511 All right, I'll try. —just give it a go. Give it a go. 268 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:43,889 Look, I said I'll... 269 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,223 Whoa. 270 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:46,934 None shall pass. 271 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:48,352 ( Royal theme plays) 272 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:51,355 ( Laughs ) Check this out. 273 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,731 Brave sir knight! 274 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:55,359 I am king Arthur of Camelot. 275 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,486 This is my loyal vassal, patsy. 276 00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:58,654 Bollocks! 277 00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:01,323 You're a pimped-out, arrogant fleshie 278 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:06,495 who wants to use my road where none shall pass. 279 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:08,163 Right. 280 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:11,041 Well, that went great. Let's kill him. 281 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,524 No, no, he's not gonna move too fast, lugging all that armor. 282 00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:15,170 We can just go around. 283 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:17,381 None... shall... pass! 284 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,007 Okay. 285 00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:20,217 (Grunts) 286 00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,803 ( Screams ) 287 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,888 Whoa! 288 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,515 Whoa! I thought you said this way! 289 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,016 I changed my mind! 290 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,267 Huh? 291 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:30,185 Huh? 292 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,353 (Grunts) 293 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,105 ( Screams ) 294 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:35,232 ( Yells battlecry ) 295 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,443 ( Screams ) 296 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,324 Whoa. 297 00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:45,659 ( Laughter) 298 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,828 Hey, pip. 299 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,372 You see a path? 300 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,417 No. No, I don't. 301 00:13:54,960 --> 00:14:00,132 ( Both gasping ) 302 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:04,636 Crichton: I said to wait but no, you wanna play games while scorpy is on the ship! 303 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:08,098 Not to mention the potential brain damage, chiana! 304 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,267 A green door. 305 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,436 We need a green door. Just... just ask. 306 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,603 Voucher. 307 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:17,983 Voucher. One question, one answer. 308 00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:23,780 Warm tonight, or is it just me? —stark, we want out. 309 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:27,826 The tower's up but up is down. Follow the path through the fairy town. Later! 310 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:32,956 Stark, you get your ass back here now or I'm gonna come kick your Lily white... 311 00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:35,416 Chiana: That's it. 312 00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:36,918 ( Rattling ) 313 00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:38,170 What are you doin'? 314 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:41,381 Follow the path. The path ends here. 315 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,383 ( Both screaming ) 316 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:44,843 (Gasps ) 317 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,305 Hey... 318 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,974 Okay, what are you doing here? 319 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:54,269 Hansek hey, gretel. You think they're here to eat? 320 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,021 Uh, we're just passing through? 321 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,773 The Princess. 322 00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,232 Please! 323 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:00,984 (Gasping ) 324 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:06,364 The ogre's gonna have my hide if I let you go without some molestation. 325 00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,700 Gretel: Frell you, hansel! Why is it never my turn? 326 00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:09,868 ( Laughing ) 327 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,411 ( Evil laugh ) ( Hissing ) 328 00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:14,206 Hey look, we... we... we Don t wanna kiss the Princess. 329 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:17,042 We just want that... that green door there. —please, eat me! 330 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,335 ( Laughing ) It's my turn! 331 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,337 Eat me! Please, kill me! It's my turn! 332 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:24,466 (Screaming ): Shut up! 333 00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:28,512 ( Sighs ) 334 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,640 Okay. So you want out? 335 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:35,268 No Princess, no tastes, no, uh... 336 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,270 (Evil giggling) 337 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,481 Now, this is too easy. 338 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,358 She tastes great. 339 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,503 Ah, she tastes real great. —please, eat me. Yummy, yummy. 340 00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:44,736 Goon 341 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:46,655 gretel: Yummy, yummy. 342 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,156 Don't go. Eat me. 343 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,575 That's it! That's it. 344 00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,619 Go to the door. 345 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:53,703 ( Hissing ) 346 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,122 (Thud) 347 00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:58,458 Damn! 348 00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:00,168 Way too long in that thing. 349 00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:01,878 Pip, come on. 350 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:03,922 Pilot? 351 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:05,173 Aeryn? D'argo? 352 00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:06,526 Crichton, where the frell are you? 353 00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,218 Oh, just trying to get home, auntie em. 354 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,553 Hey, you guys got a problem? 355 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:10,762 Scorpius. 356 00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:12,472 Just do not tell me that he has escaped. 357 00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:13,682 He has. 358 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,725 And there's a command carrier on the way. 359 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:20,438 (Engines roar) 360 00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,250 Crichton: D'argo, how the hell did that happen?! 361 00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:25,527 Still working on that. We've got lots of bugs in moya's systems. 362 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:27,530 Oh, great. Well, what does sikozu say about that? 363 00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,239 Haven't heard from her since the escape. 364 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,616 But pilot's losing control of critical systems. 365 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:35,537 Right, right, right. We will be there asap. 366 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,289 Chiana, dammit, wake up! 367 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,457 All right. 368 00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:42,586 All right, how the hell does this thing come off? 369 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,264 Where's chiana? 370 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,641 Ah, she's too bony. 371 00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:58,685 Probably tastes like fish. 372 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,228 You don't wanna eat her. 373 00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:02,189 The bloody bitch bites. 374 00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:03,940 What am I, chopped liver?! 375 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,817 I do not have time for this. 376 00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:08,612 Gretel: How come nobody ever wants to eat me?! 377 00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:11,323 Stark: In here! 378 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:12,157 Where? 379 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,867 In here! 380 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,955 Back so soon? And I thought you didn't like us. 381 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,207 Where's chiana? 382 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:22,709 Could you be more specific? 383 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:26,338 Little grey girl. A sword and a floppy hat. 384 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,173 Girl of grey with swords at play. 385 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:30,050 Girl of grey went that a way. 386 00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:34,137 (Ding) 387 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,555 Wait for it! 388 00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:37,641 Mind the gap. 389 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:49,486 ( Elevator music plays ) 390 00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:52,280 Eenie, meenie... 391 00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:54,616 - Floor, please. - Me. 392 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:56,701 Where the grey girl went. 393 00:17:56,785 --> 00:18:01,331 Oh—oh-oh-oh... the penthouse. Mmm. 394 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,375 Do you have an appointment? 395 00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:06,002 You know, this would be vaguely amusing if I wasn't in a hurry. 396 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:10,298 It's your funeral. So-so—so what-what brings you here? Business? 397 00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,801 Pleasure? 398 00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:15,220 Hmm... that's a nice sword you've got. 399 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,013 Ever slay any dragons with it? 400 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:22,769 You should give it a name. How about Cameron or uma-uma-uma? 401 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:26,356 First floor-first floor, little lost girls. 402 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,899 Have a good day. 403 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:29,776 (Elevator dings ) 404 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,528 ( Growling ) 405 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,862 Whoa! 406 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,828 Yes, I know. This elevator sucks. 407 00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:42,330 My job su-su-su-sucks. 408 00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:45,166 Day after day, the same-same thing. 409 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,211 Up. Down. Up. Down. Down. 410 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:51,423 Just once-just once, it'd be nice to go sideways. 411 00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:54,926 Just-just sideways. 412 00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:56,136 Frog princes! 413 00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:58,096 ( Growls ) 414 00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:02,559 Not—not that I plan on doing this forever-ever. 415 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,270 I have plans, you know. Big plans. 416 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:08,398 I-I'm studying to be an astronaut. 417 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,066 And, penthouse. 418 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,401 Have a good day. 419 00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:17,240 I knew it. 420 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,284 I knew it had to be you! 421 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:20,994 Ma'am! 422 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,081 A visitor. 423 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:27,667 ( Lisping southern accent): Yes, I can see that. 424 00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:29,169 I'm so sorry, ma'am. 425 00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:31,421 I didn't realize you were expecting other guests. 426 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,089 That's all right, Harvey. 427 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:35,967 Would you let the master know that we have a gentleman caller? 428 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,763 He's not the ogre? 429 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,056 What, Harvey? 430 00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:44,392 Oh heavens no. He's just an incorrigible liar. 431 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,394 And the Butler. 432 00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:50,440 So, can I help you find some place to sheathe that sword? 433 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,277 No, where's, uh... 434 00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:55,820 The grey girl? 435 00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:58,239 Don't you worry about her. 436 00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:02,118 My beast of a boyfriend is showing her around the place. 437 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:03,536 Can I get you a drink? 438 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,330 - No. - Oh, don't be like that. 439 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:08,458 You must be parched from coming all this way. 440 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,335 I only want chiana. 441 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,879 Oh now, 442 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:16,508 we both know that's not true. 443 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,303 Honey! 444 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,764 We're out of ice. 445 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,265 Steady on there, meat. 446 00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:28,853 We just finished redecorating the last bloodbath we had in here. 447 00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:30,397 ( Laughs ) 448 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,857 It's a little joke. 449 00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:34,609 (Nervous laugh ) So. 450 00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:37,695 You here to kiss the missus? 451 00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:39,906 Why do you have to be such a monster? 452 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,117 At least I don't spend my days redecorating. 453 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,953 What is it with women and change?! 454 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:47,831 Seems like nothing is ever good enough. 455 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:51,501 - Oh! You have to save me from him! Please! You have to save me! - Chiana! 456 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,878 - Hey! - What the hell have you been doing? 457 00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:56,798 - We have a problem on the ship. We have to go! - Okay. 458 00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,509 See? Every time we meet someone nice, you scare them away. 459 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,302 Something wrong? —you scare them away! 460 00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:04,305 Of course, as usual. Now let's go! 461 00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:05,640 ( Both gasping ) 462 00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:08,977 Frell. 463 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:13,440 D! Rally the troops, we're coming in. 464 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,324 What took you so long? 465 00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:24,909 Weird detour. 466 00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:27,328 Pilot's blind on the hamman side, tiers seven and eleven. 467 00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:28,830 Drd's are searching there. 468 00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:31,291 It's likely scorpius is hiding in those blind spots. 469 00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:34,252 The plan is, we hunt him down. 470 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:35,211 Like that plan. 471 00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,130 - Aeryn and John you take tier seven. - Okay. 472 00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:40,425 And rygel, stay where you are and stay out of trouble. 473 00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,568 This is familiar. 474 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,862 What, the passageway? 475 00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:03,698 No. 476 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,827 It's good to have you back. 477 00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:17,545 (Sniffs) 478 00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:20,423 ( Screaming ) 479 00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,220 Crichton. Aeryn. He's here! 480 00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:27,222 On our way, pilot. 481 00:22:27,305 --> 00:22:29,307 Seal the chamber. 482 00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:30,390 ( Beeps ) 483 00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:34,646 Locked out. 484 00:22:34,729 --> 00:22:36,147 D'argo! 485 00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:37,231 Aeryn: Pilot? 486 00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:38,358 Pip? 487 00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:40,318 Crichton, I can't find d'argo. 488 00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:42,320 Access shaft, this way. 489 00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:49,827 Feels like a trap. 490 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:53,331 Only one way to know. 491 00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:58,461 Pilot? 492 00:22:59,629 --> 00:23:01,339 You all right? 493 00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:11,307 ( Both gasping ) 494 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:14,269 Everything is finally under control. 495 00:23:14,352 --> 00:23:15,352 Pilot? 496 00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:17,605 Not exactly, commander. 497 00:23:17,689 --> 00:23:20,900 Have you ever heard of a neural harness? 498 00:23:20,984 --> 00:23:25,405 Scorpius: Your pilot's mind is now slave to my own. 499 00:23:25,488 --> 00:23:28,324 John. —whatever happens to the master... 500 00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:30,285 Happens to the slave. 501 00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:32,579 If I die, 502 00:23:32,662 --> 00:23:34,247 so does your pilot. 503 00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:37,083 Grayza's command carrier is on the way. 504 00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:38,418 He's a pathological liar. 505 00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:41,170 Our odds are not going to get any better. 506 00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:43,298 Feehnglucky? 507 00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:45,592 (Gasps ) 508 00:23:48,803 --> 00:23:49,679 ( Groans ) 509 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,180 Aeryn? 510 00:24:05,737 --> 00:24:06,779 ( Crichton groans ) 511 00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:08,489 He's awake. 512 00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:11,868 He did it, didn't he? 513 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,870 Tagged you with a microchip? 514 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:17,332 You haven't considered the possibility that I was protecting pilot. 515 00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:20,376 The second boot to the head convinced me otherwise. 516 00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:35,933 She's special, don't you think? 517 00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:40,438 You son of a bitch. 518 00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:47,945 Shall we end this? 519 00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:59,248 You resisted the Aurora chair. 520 00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:06,214 You've resisted my neural clone and, uh, you resist all reason. 521 00:25:08,299 --> 00:25:11,052 You're starting to sound like sikozu. 522 00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:12,970 Perhaps. 523 00:25:13,054 --> 00:25:14,472 Where does that leave us, John? 524 00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:18,393 Time you headed off for darker pastures and left me the hell alone. 525 00:25:18,476 --> 00:25:21,729 You resist because you have hope. 526 00:25:21,813 --> 00:25:24,565 Hope that your friends will save you. 527 00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:27,110 This time it will be different. 528 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:29,654 One by one, I will extinguish all your hopes 529 00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:32,490 and little by little you will begin to see reason. 530 00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:34,325 Aeryn: Scorpius. 531 00:25:34,409 --> 00:25:35,868 We have rygel. 532 00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:38,329 Lovely girl. 533 00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:43,084 I hear that one quarter scarran—sebacean offspring are quite handsome. 534 00:25:53,094 --> 00:25:57,515 You harm me, you harm her. 535 00:26:17,952 --> 00:26:20,246 Chiana: Psst. Hey. 536 00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:22,165 Crichton. 537 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:24,876 Down here. 538 00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:30,840 I've got the game. 539 00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:32,216 ( Chuckles ) 540 00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:37,263 Crichton: Chiana! 541 00:26:37,346 --> 00:26:38,931 Shh. They're sleeping. 542 00:26:39,015 --> 00:26:40,855 Okay. I don't wanna have to deal with them now. 543 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:44,812 Okay, scorpius has got control over the whole of the ship. 544 00:26:44,896 --> 00:26:48,191 He's got d'argo and rygel, everybody. 545 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:51,360 He can hear everything. Not in here. 546 00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:54,739 Right. We can't kill the son of a bitch without hurting the others. 547 00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:58,284 Whatever happens to him happens to everybody he controls. 548 00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:00,244 So leave me the game blob thingy. 549 00:27:00,328 --> 00:27:04,123 When I take him down, you have to find a way to hog tie everybody. 550 00:27:04,207 --> 00:27:07,001 So you're gonna draw scorpius into the game? 551 00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:21,849 (Grunting) 552 00:27:39,617 --> 00:27:42,578 Aeryn: What are you doing? 553 00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:45,206 Working on what your master wants. 554 00:27:48,084 --> 00:27:50,253 So you still think that he controls me. 555 00:27:51,212 --> 00:27:52,797 Does he? 556 00:27:55,216 --> 00:28:00,888 Look, the only thing that keeps you alive is the secret you hold. 557 00:28:00,972 --> 00:28:03,349 And the same is true for me. 558 00:28:07,061 --> 00:28:09,605 He's hearing all this, you know. 559 00:28:09,689 --> 00:28:11,274 I know. 560 00:28:14,652 --> 00:28:16,821 I should never have let you go. 561 00:28:27,290 --> 00:28:31,419 Most of this floor you should recognize. 562 00:28:31,502 --> 00:28:35,590 It's an equation describing the behavior of wormholes. 563 00:28:35,673 --> 00:28:41,012 What it lacks is the single unifying symbol. 564 00:28:41,095 --> 00:28:44,849 That symbol is beneath my left foot. 565 00:28:47,351 --> 00:28:49,395 Would you like to see it? 566 00:28:50,313 --> 00:28:52,148 You would give it to me? 567 00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:54,233 I want you to take it. 568 00:28:58,613 --> 00:29:03,200 Your species has brutal flair. 569 00:29:03,284 --> 00:29:05,369 Anyone else enters this room, 570 00:29:05,453 --> 00:29:09,040 I can spill enough blood to erase the entire equation. 571 00:29:09,123 --> 00:29:10,583 Very well. 572 00:29:11,375 --> 00:29:14,462 You know if you kill me... 573 00:29:14,545 --> 00:29:19,926 Oh, I don't think that's going happen, not after all you've survived. 574 00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:23,763 Then again, I could get lucky. 575 00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:28,601 (Grunting) 576 00:29:31,354 --> 00:29:32,897 Oh, crap. I wasn't... 577 00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:35,441 Gilina: Quick, this way. 578 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:42,657 He's not supposed to come from that direction. 579 00:29:45,993 --> 00:29:49,455 Really, John? You expect to hold me in a simulation? 580 00:29:52,249 --> 00:29:55,086 Seemed like a good idea at the time. 581 00:29:55,169 --> 00:29:57,964 This world means nothing to me. 582 00:29:58,047 --> 00:30:00,132 I see through it's very existence. 583 00:30:00,216 --> 00:30:03,344 John! Please! —allow me to show you what I see. 584 00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:06,305 ( Screaming ) 585 00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:13,854 Scorpius: Having trouble breathing? 586 00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:17,608 I wonder if you die now, 587 00:30:17,692 --> 00:30:22,571 whether your mind will carry the wormhole knowledge with it, into the game. 588 00:30:26,242 --> 00:30:27,660 Relax, John. 589 00:30:27,743 --> 00:30:30,246 Soon it'll be over. 590 00:30:32,832 --> 00:30:35,167 He was killing you. I couldn't let that happen. 591 00:30:35,251 --> 00:30:37,294 We have to get out of here before he comes out. 592 00:30:37,378 --> 00:30:38,713 Come on. 593 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:42,383 What about the others? 594 00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:44,051 We can't save the others. Listen. 595 00:30:44,135 --> 00:30:46,262 John, I came back for you. 596 00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:48,305 Nothing else matters, I just... 597 00:30:48,389 --> 00:30:50,558 Want to be with you. 598 00:30:58,232 --> 00:31:00,818 Now let's get out of here before it's too late. 599 00:31:05,906 --> 00:31:07,658 Something's wrong. 600 00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:11,912 Something's wrong. 601 00:31:26,469 --> 00:31:28,471 Does this mean it's over? 602 00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:34,477 Chiana! 603 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,645 What's wrong? 604 00:31:36,729 --> 00:31:38,564 Everything. 605 00:31:39,940 --> 00:31:41,317 We're still in the game. 606 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,400 No. 607 00:31:42,443 --> 00:31:43,986 We never left. 608 00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:47,239 Moya is part of the game. 609 00:31:48,949 --> 00:31:50,201 (Thud) 610 00:32:04,965 --> 00:32:06,675 They changed the doors. 611 00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:09,095 Stark: Figured it out, have we? 612 00:32:09,178 --> 00:32:10,346 Stark! 613 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:12,306 What the hell is this about? 614 00:32:12,389 --> 00:32:17,186 This is all about you, John crichton. 615 00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:22,024 Stark's voice: You're far too sick to be allowed to run free in the universe. 616 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:27,238 When you die on the outside, your mind will live on. 617 00:32:27,321 --> 00:32:29,615 Here, with us. 618 00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:35,579 Welcome home, John. 619 00:32:47,091 --> 00:32:50,344 - How the hell do we get out of this game? - I don't know. 620 00:32:50,427 --> 00:32:53,472 - Then this better work. - Okay. 621 00:32:53,556 --> 00:32:54,640 (Bell chimes) 622 00:32:54,723 --> 00:32:57,643 Stark: Careful. It's your last one. 623 00:32:57,726 --> 00:32:59,019 What the hell's the endgame? 624 00:32:59,103 --> 00:33:00,855 One hero's sword to set her free-free—free, 625 00:33:00,938 --> 00:33:03,232 one kiss upon her lips so sweet, 626 00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:06,152 thus ends your quest, thus ends the game-game, 627 00:33:06,235 --> 00:33:08,154 and thus your soul is saved. 628 00:33:08,237 --> 00:33:10,781 - Oh, we already heard that. - Yeah, I know that. 629 00:33:10,865 --> 00:33:12,867 But finding a door out may be impossible. 630 00:33:12,950 --> 00:33:15,327 If we die, it only resets a level. 631 00:33:15,411 --> 00:33:17,913 One sure way out, we achieve the endgame. 632 00:33:17,997 --> 00:33:19,248 We're gonna kiss the Princess. 633 00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:21,625 Run, run, run, as fast as you can. Float like a budong. 634 00:33:21,709 --> 00:33:23,752 Not in the face! 635 00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:26,672 Bastard wants us to play, let's give him what he wants. 636 00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:37,766 Stark's voice: That hurt, John. 637 00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:41,979 Stark. Ha. 638 00:33:43,814 --> 00:33:46,483 So how'd you do it? Who helped? 639 00:33:48,819 --> 00:33:50,487 You did. 640 00:33:50,571 --> 00:33:53,490 You and that tragic brother, 641 00:33:53,574 --> 00:33:56,076 pouring his heart out on his death bed. 642 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:57,620 Bull. 643 00:33:57,703 --> 00:34:00,080 This game has crap he couldn't know. 644 00:34:00,164 --> 00:34:02,666 It's crap you gave me along the way. 645 00:34:02,750 --> 00:34:05,377 You talk so much. 646 00:34:07,338 --> 00:34:11,342 Oh, god, no sikozu, no noranti. 647 00:34:11,425 --> 00:34:13,010 ( Chuckles ) 648 00:34:13,093 --> 00:34:15,304 Very good. 649 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:18,807 Damn, I guess that leaves one question. 650 00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:20,768 Plants. 651 00:34:20,851 --> 00:34:22,561 Why do they love the light? 652 00:34:22,645 --> 00:34:24,855 (Horn honking ) 653 00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:29,235 Oh... John. 654 00:34:29,318 --> 00:34:30,736 Oh! 655 00:34:34,698 --> 00:34:35,574 Ha. 656 00:34:35,658 --> 00:34:38,619 Stark's voice: None shall pass. 657 00:34:39,995 --> 00:34:42,373 Where is he? (Tires squealing ) 658 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:45,668 (Gasps ) 659 00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:47,336 ( Screams ) 660 00:34:48,212 --> 00:34:50,047 ( Laughing ) 661 00:34:51,173 --> 00:34:53,259 ( Laughing ) 662 00:34:57,596 --> 00:34:58,639 ( Laughing ) 663 00:34:58,722 --> 00:35:00,724 What are they doing here? 664 00:35:00,808 --> 00:35:03,143 It's my turn! (Mumbles loudly) 665 00:35:03,227 --> 00:35:07,106 You are disturbing my meal. 666 00:35:07,189 --> 00:35:08,440 - Chiana? - Yeah? 667 00:35:08,524 --> 00:35:10,359 Does this room seem too easy? 668 00:35:11,402 --> 00:35:13,654 ( Mumbles ) —what do you mean? 669 00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:17,241 I mean, first time here. How did you make it through? 670 00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:21,704 Uh... 671 00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:24,248 Crichton: Chiana, what's aeryn's secret? 672 00:35:24,331 --> 00:35:25,331 What? 673 00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:27,793 (Mumbles) 674 00:35:27,876 --> 00:35:29,420 Aeryn's secret. 675 00:35:31,505 --> 00:35:33,215 (Mumbling) 676 00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:36,343 ( Screaming ) 677 00:35:36,427 --> 00:35:37,594 (Grunts) 678 00:35:37,678 --> 00:35:39,138 What about me?! 679 00:35:39,221 --> 00:35:40,556 (Grunts) 680 00:35:41,348 --> 00:35:42,349 (Mumbling) 681 00:35:43,934 --> 00:35:45,060 (Grunting) 682 00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:50,524 - Hey. - Huh? 683 00:35:50,607 --> 00:35:51,650 Eat this. 684 00:35:51,734 --> 00:35:53,068 (Grunting) 685 00:35:53,610 --> 00:35:54,610 ( Laughing ) 686 00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:55,779 (Birds chirping ) 687 00:35:55,863 --> 00:35:57,573 Chiana: Aeryn's pregnant. 688 00:35:57,656 --> 00:36:01,410 Frell, crichton! You left me there for arns! I could've died. 689 00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:03,078 Sorry about that. 690 00:36:03,162 --> 00:36:05,289 (Elevator droning quietly) 691 00:36:07,249 --> 00:36:10,044 John headroom: What is it with women and change? 692 00:36:10,127 --> 00:36:13,297 You—you-you really are John crichton. 693 00:36:14,131 --> 00:36:15,466 Can I get an autograph? 694 00:36:15,549 --> 00:36:17,343 (Sword clangs/bell dings) 695 00:36:17,426 --> 00:36:19,511 (Circuitry zapping) 696 00:36:21,305 --> 00:36:23,807 Master. ( Imitates trumpet ) 697 00:36:23,891 --> 00:36:24,891 We have guests. 698 00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:26,352 I'm here for the Princess. 699 00:36:26,435 --> 00:36:30,647 ( Lisping southern accent): I can see that. So romantic. 700 00:36:31,357 --> 00:36:33,233 You up for this? Could be fun. 701 00:36:33,317 --> 00:36:35,611 Chiana: Let's screw the pooch. 702 00:36:36,945 --> 00:36:38,739 I'm all about fun. 703 00:36:39,365 --> 00:36:40,365 Hurrah. 704 00:36:41,283 --> 00:36:44,203 ( Laughing ) 705 00:36:45,788 --> 00:36:47,081 Game on. 706 00:36:47,790 --> 00:36:49,083 I learned this on TV. 707 00:36:49,166 --> 00:36:49,833 ( Swords clang ) 708 00:36:49,917 --> 00:36:51,418 I'm not gonna clean up. 709 00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:56,548 Princess: Ooh! Come on, Harvey. Stop fightin' like a girl! 710 00:36:56,632 --> 00:36:58,300 (Grunting) 711 00:37:01,303 --> 00:37:03,847 You need more practice, meat! 712 00:37:03,931 --> 00:37:04,807 I'll make a note. 713 00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:05,808 ( Laughing ) 714 00:37:05,891 --> 00:37:07,434 (Grunting) 715 00:37:07,518 --> 00:37:10,270 Oh, good. I can see who wears the pants in your family. 716 00:37:10,354 --> 00:37:12,439 ( Grunting/swords clanging ) 717 00:37:14,108 --> 00:37:16,276 Redecoratin'. Blood everywhere! 718 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,070 (Gasping ) 719 00:37:19,780 --> 00:37:20,614 ( Laughs ) 720 00:37:20,697 --> 00:37:21,697 She just killed you. 721 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,367 Honey, the Butler's dead. 722 00:37:23,450 --> 00:37:25,202 (Grunting) 723 00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:26,662 ( Panting ) 724 00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:28,205 - Hey, pip... - Yeah? 725 00:37:28,288 --> 00:37:29,373 - Little help! - Frell. 726 00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:31,625 (Grunting) 727 00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:33,585 That's it, finish him off. 728 00:37:36,463 --> 00:37:38,132 Two against one! 729 00:37:38,215 --> 00:37:40,801 Looks like I won't be having that drink, after all! 730 00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:41,802 (Yelling ) 731 00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:43,345 Chiana: He's mine. 732 00:37:43,429 --> 00:37:44,930 (Grunting) 733 00:37:45,013 --> 00:37:46,056 How am I doin'? 734 00:37:46,140 --> 00:37:47,325 ( Blows a kiss ) Coming back for you. 735 00:37:47,349 --> 00:37:49,059 I hope so. 736 00:38:01,363 --> 00:38:02,948 ( Cries out painfully) 737 00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:05,826 Oh, child! 738 00:38:05,909 --> 00:38:07,619 (Yells ) 739 00:38:08,370 --> 00:38:09,621 ( Groans ) 740 00:38:09,705 --> 00:38:11,290 Princess: Well, she's done it now. 741 00:38:12,541 --> 00:38:14,126 Women! 742 00:38:19,423 --> 00:38:20,632 ( Slashes ) 743 00:38:20,716 --> 00:38:22,176 (Gasps ) 744 00:38:31,477 --> 00:38:33,270 Chiana: Goon 745 00:38:35,230 --> 00:38:37,316 are you really John crichton? 746 00:38:37,399 --> 00:38:38,233 Yeah. 747 00:38:38,317 --> 00:38:41,403 We are gonna be so happy together. 748 00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:48,243 (Sighs blissfully) 749 00:38:55,334 --> 00:38:56,668 ( Sighs ) 750 00:39:09,306 --> 00:39:11,308 Chiana? 751 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:13,310 Uh... 752 00:39:13,393 --> 00:39:14,186 I don't know. 753 00:39:14,269 --> 00:39:15,371 What do you mean, you don't know? 754 00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:16,188 I don't know. 755 00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:17,773 Stark: Hey, I know. 756 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:20,859 Maybe you have to do more than just kiss her. 757 00:39:20,943 --> 00:39:25,197 Maybe "kiss" is a metaphor for showing her a really good time. 758 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:26,490 Mmm. 759 00:39:26,573 --> 00:39:29,826 Yeah, and maybe chiana has to kiss her. Huh? 760 00:39:29,910 --> 00:39:32,079 Can I watch? I love to watch. 761 00:39:32,162 --> 00:39:34,206 She is not the Princess. 762 00:39:34,289 --> 00:39:35,749 What? 763 00:39:35,832 --> 00:39:37,251 Oh. 764 00:39:37,334 --> 00:39:39,044 Well, I'm not the Princess you seek, 765 00:39:39,127 --> 00:39:42,005 but we could still have a really good time. 766 00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:47,135 This is my world, meat! 767 00:39:47,219 --> 00:39:50,931 You're just walking through it for a very long time. 768 00:39:51,014 --> 00:39:58,772 When your body is dead, your mind will live here, with us, to strut and fret forever. 769 00:39:58,855 --> 00:40:01,817 You poor player. 770 00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:05,445 ( Sword falls ) 771 00:40:05,529 --> 00:40:07,281 Chiana: Crichton? 772 00:40:23,964 --> 00:40:26,341 Game reset. 773 00:40:26,425 --> 00:40:28,343 What are you doing, John do—do-doing, John? 774 00:40:28,427 --> 00:40:30,429 Your world, your Princess. 775 00:40:30,512 --> 00:40:33,348 ( Reverberating ): Princess, Princess, pr—princess. 776 00:40:33,432 --> 00:40:36,310 One-one pr—princess fair, her bro-broken heart 777 00:40:36,393 --> 00:40:39,646 by ug—ugliness enslaved, ug—ugliness-ugliness enslaved. 778 00:40:39,730 --> 00:40:41,857 Ugliness enslaved. 779 00:40:42,983 --> 00:40:44,276 John, we can work this out. 780 00:40:44,359 --> 00:40:45,277 (Zhaan chanting ) 781 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,154 (Grunting) 782 00:40:47,237 --> 00:40:49,906 (Whimpering ) 783 00:40:49,990 --> 00:40:53,285 One hero's sword to set her free. 784 00:41:06,256 --> 00:41:09,301 Stark: Don't touch her! She's mine! Mine! 785 00:41:09,384 --> 00:41:11,678 Be silent, stark. 786 00:41:16,725 --> 00:41:19,227 Is that really you, John crichton? 787 00:41:20,646 --> 00:41:22,856 I think, yeah. 788 00:41:25,275 --> 00:41:26,777 And you're... 789 00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:29,488 Zhaan. 790 00:41:29,571 --> 00:41:31,615 For all that matters. 791 00:41:33,909 --> 00:41:36,203 This stark wishes to keep you here. 792 00:41:36,286 --> 00:41:37,579 He blames you. 793 00:41:37,663 --> 00:41:38,789 No. 794 00:41:38,872 --> 00:41:41,291 Believes I died for the love of you. 795 00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:46,213 A lot of people have died because of me. 796 00:41:48,090 --> 00:41:50,676 What is it that you wish of me, John crichton? 797 00:41:53,303 --> 00:41:55,972 A kiss. 798 00:41:56,056 --> 00:42:00,727 Have you wasted my death, and the deaths of so many others? 799 00:42:03,563 --> 00:42:05,315 I don't know. 800 00:42:05,399 --> 00:42:08,694 Then I suggest you find out, 801 00:42:08,777 --> 00:42:11,405 before anyone else dies for the love of you. 802 00:42:11,488 --> 00:42:13,031 No. 803 00:42:19,454 --> 00:42:20,831 (Grunting) 804 00:42:20,914 --> 00:42:22,416 (Sighing) 805 00:42:22,499 --> 00:42:24,084 Son of a bitch! 806 00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:25,544 D! D'argo! 807 00:42:25,627 --> 00:42:26,753 John, where are you? 808 00:42:26,837 --> 00:42:28,338 Uh... 809 00:42:28,422 --> 00:42:31,216 I'm not entirely sure right now. What's up with scorpius? 810 00:42:31,299 --> 00:42:33,736 We had a small problem with his door, but that's already sorted. 811 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,345 You're long overdue. Is everything okay? 812 00:42:35,429 --> 00:42:39,224 Hey, hey, we're not dead. 813 00:42:39,307 --> 00:42:41,268 How drad is that? 814 00:42:41,351 --> 00:42:42,227 ( Laughing ) 815 00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:44,438 ( Chuckles ) 816 00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:49,067 ( Whistles ) 817 00:42:49,151 --> 00:42:52,779 Mmm. Interesting day? 818 00:42:52,863 --> 00:42:54,656 They're all interesting. 819 00:42:54,740 --> 00:42:58,076 This was more like... confusing. 820 00:42:58,785 --> 00:43:01,705 And a warrior needs clarity. 821 00:43:02,706 --> 00:43:04,082 I'm not a warrior. 822 00:43:04,166 --> 00:43:05,166 You carry a weapon. 823 00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:06,460 Second amendment. 824 00:43:06,543 --> 00:43:09,212 Besides, it's scorpy's war, not mine. 825 00:43:09,296 --> 00:43:12,215 Thousands dead, billions in the balance. 826 00:43:13,467 --> 00:43:16,428 But that's not the war I'm speaking of. 827 00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:21,266 Aeryn. 828 00:43:21,349 --> 00:43:23,518 The war of the heart. 829 00:43:26,396 --> 00:43:28,774 Always aeryn. 830 00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:34,905 Yeah, I don't... think too clear where aeryn is concerned. 831 00:43:34,988 --> 00:43:37,741 Pain clouds judgment. 832 00:43:46,541 --> 00:43:48,627 Distillate of laka. 833 00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:53,298 One whiff, and the pain is gone, 834 00:43:53,381 --> 00:43:54,925 for a time. 835 00:43:55,008 --> 00:43:57,260 It'll help you forget about aeryn. 836 00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:02,432 Oh, and please don't thank me. 837 00:44:02,516 --> 00:44:05,977 It's been 150 cycles since I've... 838 00:44:07,646 --> 00:44:12,275 Since I've felt for someone the way you do for her. 839 00:44:16,863 --> 00:44:18,657 Hmm. 840 00:44:31,837 --> 00:44:34,005 I hear I was a Princess.